This lead to us having a super grown up conversations about carpets...yes I can feel middle age approaching me like a speeding freight train. The conversation ran along these lines:
Me - If we're having a baby we should probably thing about getting some carpet down stairs?
Rich - Good idea but we are not getting fancy expensive rush carpeting as the future spawn with destroy it with vomit and play dough!
Me - Fine! We if I have to have boring sensible carpet I want it in a nice colour...not fucking beige!
Carpet fitting two days ago - Wow ... thats an odd colour combination you've gone for? This is what you ordered isn't it??? (looking very worried he was going to have to go back to the store)
Me smug as shit - YEP, thats what I ordered! Just fit it, you don't have to live in it!
And low the very nice fitters put in my slate grey and minced frog green carpets!
More updates soon x